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  • ottermatopoeia:

    penis-hilton:

    congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

    enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

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  • meladoodle:

    if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

    (Source: meladoodle, via asvprock)

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  • clivas:

    Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

    (via parkingstrange)

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  • buddhawassexy:

    "he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

    (via disowns)

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  • surmounts:

    You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

    (via asvprock)

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